Ask The Villager

My friend runs this blog.

askjaqandfable:

askbaconscharacters:

aschetheartist:

fyeahboardsofcanada:

ask-pewdiepie:

ask-shanedawson:

fullmetalwhovian:

foreveralonewithmymusic:

mahogany-ashtray:

stupidharpy:

disgustiphage:

my shirt has like 30 different marvel heroes and villains on it, including galactus, dr. doom, venom, the juggernaut, spiderman, wolverine, thor, the silver surfer…
the power… THE POWER….

my shirt is camo
i have chameleon powers, then?

i’m black

I’m Paramore?
So
Can I play three instruments and sing then?
And I’m now five people.
What.

I have the power to attack people with my purple plaid-ness. I’d be all “Ha, I’ve got you now, evil person!” and they’d be all “Oh God no, not plaid, ANYTHING BUT PLAID!!” and then I would shoot them with my gun. (one of the perks of having a purple plaid shirt.)

((domo kun??))

[ I’m deadmau5. that means i’m incredibly sexy now ]

i’m jake, pewdie is finn. fuck yeah.

Rainbow dash? I fly really fast? XDD

[[Bazinga you guys.
My shirt says Bazinga.
MY POWERS ARE THE BEST ]]

((I’m not wearing a shirt… Does that mean I have the power of invisibility?))

Uhhh…Giant Supah Mahrio

askbaconscharacters:

aschetheartist:

fyeahboardsofcanada:

ask-pewdiepie:

ask-shanedawson:

fullmetalwhovian:

foreveralonewithmymusic:

mahogany-ashtray:

stupidharpy:

disgustiphage:

my shirt has like 30 different marvel heroes and villains on it, including galactus, dr. doom, venom, the juggernaut, spiderman, wolverine, thor, the silver surfer…

the power… THE POWER….

my shirt is camo

i have chameleon powers, then?

i’m black

I’m Paramore?

So

Can I play three instruments and sing then?

And I’m now five people.

What.

I have the power to attack people with my purple plaid-ness. I’d be all “Ha, I’ve got you now, evil person!” and they’d be all “Oh God no, not plaid, ANYTHING BUT PLAID!!” and then I would shoot them with my gun. (one of the perks of having a purple plaid shirt.)

((domo kun??))

[ I’m deadmau5. that means i’m incredibly sexy now ]

i’m jake, pewdie is finn. fuck yeah.

Rainbow dash?

I fly really fast? XDD

[[Bazinga you guys.

My shirt says Bazinga.

MY POWERS ARE THE BEST ]]

((I’m not wearing a shirt… Does that mean I have the power of invisibility?))

Uhhh…Giant Supah Mahrio

(via britishnicky)

reeds-misadventures Asks:

how does that work?

askthevillager Said:

Don't even think of copying my meme!

Freaking Arms! How do they work?

reeds-misadventures Asks:

hehehe,your smarter than i thought! sorry if we got off on the wrong foot! im shadow! *holds out hand for handshake*

askthevillager Said:

*looks down at folded arms* …I Cannot shake…. They are “welded” together

reeds-misadventures Asks:

*opens mouth* YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE! *grabs throat* *teleports to the end* you will stay here until i think you've learned your leason... *teleports back*

askthevillager Said:

Wiseman Testificate: /spawn

beat that endernoob.